Moral Acceptability

<---this is what I look like when I encounter something which I find morally acceptable.

I recently blogged about those things to which I am morally opposed. I feel it necessary that I now offer a list of those things which I find morally acceptable.

Things I find morally acceptable:

1) lesbians

2) flavo(u)red water

3) diet wild cherry pepsi

4) bald eagles

5) guns that are so big that their effectiveness is actually lessened by their huge size (also, penises of the same description)

6) tapdancing

7) punching

8) not-recycling

9) cigars

10) Tony Blair

Moral Opposition

<---this is what I look like when I encounter something to which I am morally opposed.



Last night, I mentioned to my husband that I was morally opposed to Mars (the planet). He responded by telling me that the concept of "Mars", as such, is not a question of morality and I cannot be morally opposed to it. If he knew anything about what I like to refer to as "SCIENCE!" he would know that I can be morally opposed to whatever I want, that's just the way it is. So in keeping with my trend of only blogging lists, here is a list of other non-Mars things to which I am morally opposed.





Things to which I am morally opposed:





1) Star Jones


2) walnuts


3) joviality


4) Gardisil (the cervical cancer vaccine)


5) Queensland, Australia


6) Bono


7) Cherry (the wood, not the fruit)


8) the word "stimulus"


9) snowboarding


10) Valentine's Day








To be honest, this list could go on indefinitely as I am morally opposed to most things, concepts, colors, foods, planets, holidays, people, vaccinations, cities, and feelings.