I want to gang rate you.

I feel as though people should be rated, in a similar fashion to which movies in America are rated. The MPAA utilizes a rating system consisting of the following ratings: G, PG, PG-13, R, and NC-17.

I have used their general guidelines and thusly rated myself as an R (largely due to sexually related nudity and extreme and intense violence)... but then I realized that my rating is relative. My friends would probably rate me an R or an NC-17. My mom, however, would surely rate me a PG-13 as I have still not (after 25 years) said the word "fuck" in front of her despite my liberal use of that term.

Like, maybe you would rate your mother a PG-13, but I would surely rate her an NC-17 because trust me- that bitch is kinky.

Moral Opposition

<---this is what I look like when I encounter something to which I am morally opposed.



Last night, I mentioned to my husband that I was morally opposed to Mars (the planet). He responded by telling me that the concept of "Mars", as such, is not a question of morality and I cannot be morally opposed to it. If he knew anything about what I like to refer to as "SCIENCE!" he would know that I can be morally opposed to whatever I want, that's just the way it is. So in keeping with my trend of only blogging lists, here is a list of other non-Mars things to which I am morally opposed.





Things to which I am morally opposed:





1) Star Jones


2) walnuts


3) joviality


4) Gardisil (the cervical cancer vaccine)


5) Queensland, Australia


6) Bono


7) Cherry (the wood, not the fruit)


8) the word "stimulus"


9) snowboarding


10) Valentine's Day








To be honest, this list could go on indefinitely as I am morally opposed to most things, concepts, colors, foods, planets, holidays, people, vaccinations, cities, and feelings.

I'm bored

I like to make lists.


Words I enjoy:

1) genre



I admit it's a short list thus far, but I imagine I'll add to it one day. Maybe not.

People I enjoy:

1) Me
2) People who look like me but are slightly fatter, slightly less funny, and slightly less intelligent.
3) Me, 10 minutes from now


That's probably the final list for that particular genre of lists.

Things I enjoy doing:

1) making lists
2) blaspheming
3) not driving
4) putting things on top of other things


Fin.